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2:22pm September 30, 2014

thecyberwolf:

Illustrations 

Created by Saad Irfan

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Find this artist on Facebook & DeviantArt

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More Arts from this artist on my Tumblr HERE

2:55am September 29, 2014
thisiskarley:

yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.



cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT



this both ruined my day and made it better. 

thisiskarley:

yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

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this both ruined my day and made it better. 

8:27pm September 28, 2014
the-goddamazon:

superspygrantward:

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN


#the real straight agenda (via rogue-apostate)









LMFAOOOOO

Since when were they cousins?! The original was married to Bruce so there’s that.

the-goddamazon:

superspygrantward:

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

LMFAOOOOO

Since when were they cousins?! The original was married to Bruce so there’s that.

8:12pm September 28, 2014
1:09am September 28, 2014

queenfattyoftherollpalace liked your post “Another thing I realized again about my fractured elbow; I can’t open…”

Will you be a good friend and open my juices for me?

12:50am September 28, 2014
uglynewyork:

same


Is that Terry?

uglynewyork:

same

Is that Terry?

12:43am September 28, 2014

Another thing I realized again about my fractured elbow; I can’t open twist caps on juices because it hurts like fuck.

12:10am September 28, 2014

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

12:07am September 28, 2014

breadmaakesyoufat:

my dad walked behind me while i was making this.

This is the greatest Tumblr post ever made.

9:25am September 26, 2014

amidtheencirclinggloom:

iamcharlesbingley:

isetouttoservethelord:

The Psalms are like David’s blog…

except everything is spelled and capitalized properly and there are no gifs

WHAT IF THE PSALMS HAD GIFS

"Why are you downcast, my soul, why do you groan within me?" Ps 42:12
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"Bless the Lord, my soul; all my being, bless his holy name!" Ps 103:1
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"Let them praise his name in festive dance…" Ps 149:3
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"I am very near to falling; my pain is with me always," Ps 38:18
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I feel like I’d be more interested in it but I’d never read it because of how annoying it would be after a few pages.

10:45pm September 25, 2014

cannibalcoalition:

Tap vs Irish dance. 

Watch and be mesmerized by skill. 

10:39pm September 25, 2014
white-aster:

murdorito:

windows7virus:

bookrat:

One of my hens attempted to crow this morning.
I didn’t realize it at the time. No, my immediate assumption was that something was brutally murdering one of my birds. I rushed to the rescue only to find the yard conspicuously empty of threats, but I didn’t relax until that awful rasping caw came again from my right.
Here she is compared to another black bantam I got at the same time as her. Her comb and wattles are huge, but I just kinda disregarded it because those two aren’t the same breed even though they’re similar looking. Shouldn’t have, that comb is almost rooster-sized regardless of breed differences.
Just wanted to share, I figured Tumblr would get a kick out of a non-binary chicken.

Years ago I had something similar happen. In the early spring a batch of mixed breed chicks hatched (all I can remember is that they were 1/4 silkie) as the months passed and the chicks grew and their sex characteristics developed, all hens… sort of.
One bird, a petite black hen, started crowing, by the fall she was crowing just as well and often as the roosters we kept in the coop. But it didn’t stop there. During the winter I noticed this hen exclusively roosting with other hens, not that odd, but then one day I saw her mounting them.
When we let them out off the coop to free-range in the spring she had a small harem of other hens. They would follow her, “mate” with her, and only roost next to her, and, if a rooster antagonized her or her harem, she would spar with him (not always successfully). 
So remember, if anyone tries to explain away non-binary identities with a “Natural Order of Things” argument, flap aggressively at him and try to stab him with your leg spurs.  

nonbinary chickens are pretty common! Reason #89574897345 why I fucking love chickens.

"So remember, if anyone tries to explain away non-binary identities with a “Natural Order of Things” argument, flap aggressively at him and try to stab him with your leg spurs." 
<3  :D

white-aster:

murdorito:

windows7virus:

bookrat:

One of my hens attempted to crow this morning.

I didn’t realize it at the time. No, my immediate assumption was that something was brutally murdering one of my birds. I rushed to the rescue only to find the yard conspicuously empty of threats, but I didn’t relax until that awful rasping caw came again from my right.

Here she is compared to another black bantam I got at the same time as her. Her comb and wattles are huge, but I just kinda disregarded it because those two aren’t the same breed even though they’re similar looking. Shouldn’t have, that comb is almost rooster-sized regardless of breed differences.

Just wanted to share, I figured Tumblr would get a kick out of a non-binary chicken.

Years ago I had something similar happen. In the early spring a batch of mixed breed chicks hatched (all I can remember is that they were 1/4 silkie) as the months passed and the chicks grew and their sex characteristics developed, all hens… sort of.

One bird, a petite black hen, started crowing, by the fall she was crowing just as well and often as the roosters we kept in the coop. But it didn’t stop there. During the winter I noticed this hen exclusively roosting with other hens, not that odd, but then one day I saw her mounting them.

When we let them out off the coop to free-range in the spring she had a small harem of other hens. They would follow her, “mate” with her, and only roost next to her, and, if a rooster antagonized her or her harem, she would spar with him (not always successfully). 

So remember, if anyone tries to explain away non-binary identities with a “Natural Order of Things” argument, flap aggressively at him and try to stab him with your leg spurs.  

nonbinary chickens are pretty common! Reason #89574897345 why I fucking love chickens.

"So remember, if anyone tries to explain away non-binary identities with a “Natural Order of Things” argument, flap aggressively at him and try to stab him with your leg spurs." 

<3  :D

10:35pm September 25, 2014

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

Everyone’s a shit head when you work at Sbux.

10:18pm September 25, 2014
kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut. 

Don&#8217;t you love the image of your bros nutting all over your mouth? Totally straight, I swear.

kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.

Don’t you love the image of your bros nutting all over your mouth? Totally straight, I swear.

10:17pm September 25, 2014

silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES